Let’s read Umineko!
in which rich people spend a lot of time making small talk in an airport
In which I go in with very little idea of what to expect. A murder mystery that turns increasingly supernatural, digressions into philosophy of science, and a lot of interesting facts about Japan courtesy of knowledgable readers.
in which rich people spend a lot of time making small talk in an airport
in which people go from point A to point B on a boat, during which gender
[cw: sexual assault] in which our protagonist almost sexually assaults someone and it’s just really unpleasant to read
in which the bourgeois get their daggers out and we stop wasting time
in which witches are discussed and capitalism critiqued
in which CG: THE SHIT HAS HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE
in which a third of the cast straight-up dies
in which aspersions are cast and Solomon has the key
in which we learn some cool witch facts
in which chessboards flip every which way
in which the bodies hit the floor, also the bed and shower
in which disposability
in which a TPK happens, and we discuss it over tea
in which we take a course in philosophy of science
in which we understand nothing